The Jort Effect: The Real Men 5 Rule Wear Guide
- Seto McCoy
- Jun 9, 2015
- 1 min read
Okay guys! Its time to have a very serious conversation. Wearing jorts (jean shorts) can go really good or really bad. Even though they are banned in most countries by most women, it is totally fine sport a nice pair of jorts in this upcoming spicy summer season. Here is a complete 5 step guide to wearing jorts the right way.
Rule 1: Simplicity is Key
Dude you’re wearing jorts, lets not overdue it with items of clothing that don’t make sense, like a vest or blazer. A simple t-shirt or button up paired with loafers, Toms, or a cool sneaker is ideal!
Rule 2: Tan Lines… Save it for the Beach
Are you trying to embarrass yourself? Let’s keep the tan lines above the jort line. Please for the love of God!
Rule 3: No More Sports and Jorts
Jorts just don’t belong in any game. If so do you think Bruce Jenner would’ve let that go by? No shade.
Rule 4: Always Revert to Rule #1
SIMPLICITY FELLAS! SIMPLICITY! We can’t stress it enough!
Rule 5: Don’t Be That Guy
Period. You don’t look cool! AT ALL!
Have a funny “jort” story? Send it to Seto@TheRealMensRoom.com
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